Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Kaieteur Overland Part 2
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Google search "Post Cards from yo Momma". It's a great read.
Look, I had to post this email because of how much caring, yet incredibly comical joy it brought me. Let me first direct your attention to the Halloween blog previously posted in which I mentioned my parents (please scroll down to read the end of that entry).
Ok, now that I've covered my bases from near direct beratment from the parentals, you may read on.
FYI: the typos mentioned in the below text refer to my sloppy job on the Halloween blog.
Dad says when you go swimming in the river, don't pee. I will send an excerpt from River of Doubt - Theodore Roosevelt's Darkest Journey with more information if you want.
The fish in question is a CANDIRU, a "tiny, almost transparent catfish...sharp-spined and the only other animal besides the vampire bat that is known to survive solely on blood...most species are only about an inch long". It "wiggles its way into a urethra". In a controversial and widely discussed theory" it is attracted to urine streams and follows the stream to its source, slips inside , sinks its spine in the soft tissue and gorges on the host's blood.
Now I have both my kids disgusted with my scare tactics. Yesterday, I told Alexandra to be extra careful on subways, etc., be diligent if she gets a cold so she doesn't get swine flu and then related a scarey story. Hey, I am your mother; this is my job, especially when you are both so far away.
Also, you be careful with flu symptoms - you are the one in our family who seems to get it the most. If you feel sick, get a cold, pay attention to it and DON'T LET IT GET WORSE. Young, healthy adults are dying from this flu.
I'm done.
Knowing you are having a GOOD day with your friends-
xx mom"
I was talking about this with PCV down here about five months ago. He mentioned witnessing the removal of one of these fish from a miner. Jungles are so fun!
Thanks for the warning, Mom. I love you very much.
Feliz Cumpleanos
Just wanted to thank all of you who wished me a happy birthday these past days. It means a lot to me and it always will.
The birthday weekend was great, as well as the two days following. I partied with friends down here and the fun times were more exciting and enjoyable than I had expected!
On my to do list:
- Post my Kaieteur Overland part 2 journal
- Catch up on correspondences to all of you fine people who have been mailing me cards and letters
- Create a PDF version of our Guyana Peace Corps newsletter to send to any family and friends at home interested in reading what we put in our newsletter (just kosher enough not to offend the moderates out there. Dirty and ridiculous humor really helps keeps us sane down here)
Go Philly. You beat da shit outta dos Yanks for me.
Thank you Mom and Dad. You are incredible idols in my life. I hope I can fill the shoes.
Here is a link to more Kaieteur photos: click on me, baby.
If the link does not work, I'll work something out to make it work.
Eat a cheeseburger for me.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Happy Halloween
Well, it is Halloween today and I shall write to you more casually than normal, even though Halloween isn't usually about being casual.
Halloween is not a big deal for the Guyanese, but it is as good an excuse as any for the Brazilians in Bartica to party as they seem to collect holidays for this purpose alone. But today is kinda quiet for me. Not in the sense that I'll enjoy some good R&R with friends here. But, in the sense that this holiday has always been one I look forward to every year with friends and lots of partying.
For the past I dunno how many years, I have spent Halloween with my best friend, Brandon Shafer. But this year is different. Instead of coming up with some strange and funny last minute costume ideas with my buddy, B, and then heading off to a friend's house or throwing a big party-dance bash somewhere, I've got the day to reflect on all the good ones I've had.
So, this year I will stock up on Halloween spirit (and drink spirits instead). And to see this decision through, I decided to phone Brandon today to reassure him that in two years time he and I would, again, share a wonderful Halloween weekend with all the sin and smut that goes with an American holiday. But, that was before he mentioned (with a half-assed sympathetic tone) that he was invited to the Los Angeles Playboy Halloween party as a VIP guest (pass entry, do not pay the $100 cover, drink for free, mingle with the bunnies, etc.).
...(sighs) It looks like my humbled outlook has been slightly shifted.
You bastard.
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Let me shuffle my papers like a beautiful news anchor. Hold please*
*shuffle, shuffle. Glancing look off to the side.
Ahem.
In other news, I will be running 7 miles with my friend Brad tomorrow. My half marathon in Barbados is a little over a month away and I'm still working on kicking my habit of drinking coke, eating fried food, and drinking. Looks like this will be one of the most unhealthy races I've ever run. Good thing Barbados is flat and good thing I know of a place in Barbados that has an All-You-Can-Drink bar for $10 to reward myself after my 13 miles of glorious pain.
This 7 mile run will be at 4:30am. After the run I'll shit, shower and shave and then prep our house for our Day-After-Halloween/Chris Olin's 26th birthday party bash. And don't you dare make any comments about the above mentioned.
The party tomorrow will have pizza, chili dogs, and potato salad. There will be an appropriate amount of beer and rum and some vodka. We will be bobbing for apples, pinning the tail on the donkey, playing a giant game of twister, and doing all other sorts of things in proper Bartica Party Manner (BPM for all you government workers reading my blog for content - governments LOVE acronyms). Nevertheless, it will be a good day tomorrow, and I wish all of you could be here to enjoy the day with me.
I hope that America has a great Halloween - complete with lots of sex*, dancing, candy, living, loving, and taking care of each other. Oh, and lots of cute little kids tricking and treating their way across the fields of suburban forclosure. Hope Fall is falling wonderfully. It's hot here.
Miss y'all,
Christopher
*protected and consensual goes without saying
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Kaieteur Overland in Review: Part 1
For reasons that take too long to explain, I did not have a camera for 90% of my trip to Kaieteur. Therefore, my journal posts about my trip will temporarily be unaccompanied by photographs.
Hopefully, I will have images of my trip posted just as soon as my friends can send them to me. Until then, please use your imagination and my words to fill in the gaps. My trip to Kaieteur was arguably the greatest hike I've ever been on in my life. I will remember it as long as I have my sanity.
The following describes much of what I see regularly down here. It comes from this non-fiction book, The River of Doubt, Theodore Roosevelt's Darkest Journey. I quote this as it explains the color of the rivers in Guyana (thanks momma for the passage!):
Each of the Amazon's thousands of tributaries starts at a high point - either in the Andes, the Brazilian Highlands, or the Guiana Highlands - and then steadily loses elevation and picks up speed until it begins to approach the Amazon Basin. Scientists have divided these tributaries into 3 broad categories - milky, black and clear - in reference to the color that they take on while carving their way through 3 different types of terrain. Alfred Russel Wallace, British naturalist and friend of Henry Walter Bates and Charles darwin, made the distinction widely known in the mid-9th century when he published his Narrative of Travels on the Amazon and Rio Negro. Wallace noted the striking difference between the milky Amazon and the black waters of the Negro where they collide on the northern bank of the Amazon. Seen from above, the meeting of these two colossal rivers looks like black ink spilling over parchment paper. The visual effect is heightened because the Negro, which is warmer and thus lighter in weight, rides on top of the Amazon, and the rivers do not fully blend until they have traveled dozens of miles together downstream.
Milky rivers, such as the Amazon and the Madeira, generally have their origins in the west and are clouded by the heavy sediment load that they carry down from the youthful Andes. Blackwater rivers, on the other hand, usually come from the ancient Guiana Highlands in the north and so wash over nutrient-poor, sandy soils. Scoured by the millions of years of hard rains, these soils cannot retain decomposing organic matter - mostly leaves - which, when swept into a river, literally stains the water black like tea.
Although during the rainy season of the River of Doubt is nearly as black as the Negro and as murky as the Amazon, it is technically a clearwater river. Like the Amazon's largest clearwater rivers, the Tapajos and the Xingu, it has its source in the Brazilian Highlands, and so it picks up very little sediment as it flows over ancient and highly eroded soil. Clearwater rivers are also less acidic than blackwater rivers. Some, most notabley theTapajos, are so clear that they look blue, perfectly mirroring the sky above them. But most, like the River of Doubt, mix with either blackwater or milky tributaries as they snake through the rain forest, and so look neither blue nor clear by the time they reach their mouth. (pgs. 171-173)
The following is a journal entry about the first two of my five day hike to the falls:
- There is oil build-up on beaches near our camps. It is undoubtedly from the boat engines. Oh the irony of natural preserves in a post modern world (yes, I'm making a pretentious comment)
- Foam from vegetation near the rapids and pools. Naturally made, I think
Part 2 is on its way. Until then, please enjoy these photos. There will be more images in due course: Kaieteur Overland Photos
To read part 2 of this journal - click here
